men are...

DUMB! bahahaha....nah, not really. i seriously LOVE the one God made for me, but after 13 years (almost 10 of those married) you'd think he would have a slight inkling of what words i need to hear & what things i like as gifts. i told him i expected something FABULOUS for our 10th anniversary since we can't second honeymoon in hawaii...why you ask? cuz ain't NOBODY gots no money, honey! i don't want a gift but some kind of recognition/celebration or SUMTHIN...geez. i mean, seriously, i have put up with him for this long. ;o) and to discuss the "words i need" thing...yeah, we like to be told that we're beautiful. it's that simple. no guttural sounds, no "you got a nice, big booty".....are you kidding me? that does not appeal to our delicate feminine nature, fellas. we don't live in caves and while i know the big butts song is making a come back in BK commercials, we are not flattered by any of that mess. do you boys wanna be told you have SMALL...feet? heh...heh heh...heh heh heh heh so come on guys, be real men. buy a dictionary & thesaurus if you need one & use real, complimentary words when addressing your wives' assets...heh heh, get it? ASSets? hey, don't yell at me! pastor said god knocked paul off his ass on sunday...well he said donkey first but THEN he said ass. and i laughed...really hard. i love our pastor & his sweet wife as she shakes her head at him from the front row. good times, good times. ok, recap: nice, real words; nice, real gifts....easy huh?